Put your hands up in the air


La cruel realidad:

lamoniargento:

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Mirarse al espejo y decir :

lamoniargento:

Quien robo mis preciadas posesiones?

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No me dan mas bola a mi ustedes malotes.

likeanibalpachano:

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Acá hay un mosquito que pasa más tiempo conmigo que toda mi familia.

likeanibalpachano:

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Sientan la indirecta:

turtles-girl:

Abierto las 24 horas del día, no muerde.

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Cuando en un examen no me sale la respuesta y después de tanto penar me sale

likeanibalpachano:

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Papá necesito dinero para…

likeanibalpachano:

Yo:

La puta madre ni que te pida que me regales tu corazón para poder seguir viva!

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my-esl-student:

“Wait, wait!  I’m not the king…  YES!  I’m the king you have all waited for.  Politics?  I’ll do it after having lunch.  Economics?  I’ll do it after having the bath.”   And then, I’ll just say goodby to this palace because I’m the king look-alike.

my-esl-student:

“Wait, wait!  I’m not the king…  YES!  I’m the king you have all waited for.  Politics?  I’ll do it after having lunch.  Economics?  I’ll do it after having the bath.”   And then, I’ll just say goodby to this palace because I’m the king look-alike.

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